the soupmenu

ok…so my good friend signed up for an adult kickball league. I almost signed up, but in my cheapness i decided that i did not need to pay 60 bones to kick around a ball with friends. perhaps if the club was going to build a robot that poops cake i’d consider it. since i wasn’t on the team, i felt it important that i help the team with something. so when my friend asked if ‘the ballers’ was a good name, it was time for me to knock the crumbs off of my stomach and get to action. i started spouting off tons of vile team names having everything to do with everything from drinking to bases. after about five minutes and a few urbandictionary definitions….the team had a name.

the tbaggers.

it was simple

it was aggressive

it deals with balls

so end of story right ?….nope. turns out a local newspaper did an article about the different teams in the area and listed all of the names. somehow lewis ‘golden toe’ johnson the kickball ambassador got ahold of the paper and dropped the axe. no more tea.

you kids know me….this aggression will not stand. the name will live on. i can’t say exactly what will occur in the next few days….but something tells me that shirts and this logo might be involved.

looks like we got this up with only minimal bloodshed.

still not sure how i’ll import the old soupmenu over…..we’re doing baby steps here kids.

alright…storytime

i was out with a bunch of friends getting some wonderful beer and steak at hops (their winter ale is delico.us) While there, my friend dan steals my phone for 10 mins. He enjoys sending lude txt msgs to my friends from my phone. everyone gets a good laugh at it and no one gets mad. I finally get my phone back…see that he sent the msg ‘call me in 20 mins….i’ll be nekkid’

but i can not tell who he sent it to.

later in the night i get a few calls from friends laughing.
fastforward to the next day at lunch..

i get a call from a number i don’t know…. i pick up…..

me…hello ?
lady…hi…i want you to stop txt msging my 10 year old daughter, or
else i’ll call the cops.
what are you talking about?
did you txt msg my daughter?
when?
just now?
no…i haven’t sent any msgs in a while
did you send any in the last 24 hours?
nooope….haven’t sent any in a while….maybe the system messed up.
what did the msg say?
something about being drunk and balls
(holding back laughter) oh yah ?
this is very unappropriate for a 10 year old to read and i want you to
stop sending them
i didn’t send anything…i don’t know what you are talking about
so you don’t know anything about this?
nope….i don’t even have this number in my phone.
well that’s because i’m calling from a different phone
oh…well what is your daughters number
oh…so you are saying you know something about this
no….i know nothing about this
is your number 386.2xx.2xxx?
yup
you either know something about this or someone got ahold of your phone
there’s a chance someone got ahold of my phone….what’s the number
i will only give you the number if you admit that you did this.
i did not do this…..give me the number so i can take your 10 year
old’s number out of my phone
admit taht you did it and i will give you the number
listen…i can make sure this doesn’t happen again if you give me the
number…otherwise.. i don’t care
i don’t want these vile and disgusting things sent to my daughter! i’m
going to tell the cops about this!
go ahead.

i was kinda an ass cause i thought dan was playing a prank on me…by
having a coworker call and harass me….but after discussion with
him…he only sent out txt msgs to 4 people….two responded last
night, one i know i have the right number…and one i haven’t talked
to in over a year…..